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Couch Jesus

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Most Played Gods
Season 11
Thoth
Mage
3.19 KDA
51 / 24 / 51
4 - 4 (50%)
3h 48m
Jormungandr
Guardian
2.95 KDA
33 / 19 / 46
3 - 1 (75%)
2h 30m
Yu Huang
Mage
2.39 KDA
29 / 19 / 33
3 - 2 (60%)
2h 19m
Charon
Guardian
11 KDA
8 / 2 / 28
2 - 0 (100%)
50m
Bastet
Assassin
8.25 KDA
15 / 2 / 3
1 - 0 (100%)
25m
Player Stats
Totals
Matches
Played
47
Won
21
Lost
26
Player Kills
KDA
2.22
Kills
226
Deaths
178
Assists
339
Farming
GPM
516
Gold
692,266
Minion Damage
4,840,629
Minion Kills
8,069
Damage
Player
880,108
Team Healing
25,928
Self Healing
238,638
Inhand
146,211
Mitigated
1,158,797
Taken
1,193,706

Keyboard / Mouse Queues

Ranked: Conquest
47 Games
1,407 MMR
Gold V

Gold V

45 / 100
22h 22m
playtime
44.68%
Win/Loss Ratio
2.22
kda
21
wins
692,266
gold
516
gpm
226
kills
178
deaths
339
assists
880,108
damage
656
dpm
146,211
in hand
1,193,706
taken
1,158,797
mitigated
25,928
healing
238,638
self healing
8,069
Minion Kills
4,840,629
Minion Damage
26
losses
Recently Played
October 26th - November 25th

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Ranked: Conquest

Ranked: Conquest (Console)

Ranked: Duel

Ranked: Duel (Console)

Ranked: Joust

Ranked: Joust (Console)

Recent Matches

Ranked: Conquest - 1 month ago
32m
-46 MMR
-45 SR
View Match
Temporal Beads

Temporal Beads

Using this item removes Crowd Control Effects and makes you immune to new ones for 2s. Additionally, your active cooldowns are reduced by 3s on use. Cooldown - 140s.

Greater Aegis Amulet

Greater Aegis Amulet

Using this item makes you invulnerable to damage and healing for 1.5s, and prevents you from taking any actions. You may still move. Cooldown - 140s. <font color='#f59b56'>Deal instances of damage or Crowd Control to enemy Gods to upgrade this Relic for free. You may only gain one stack per second.

8 / 7 / 8
1.71 KDA
Thoth
Level 20 / 16,858G
Pendulum of Ages

Pendulum of Ages

+60
Magical Power
+20
Mp 5
+20%
Cooldown Reduction

PASSIVE - This item grants 4 MP5 per 10% of your missing Mana. This item grants 7 Magical power per 10% of your available Mana.

Evolved Book of Thoth

Evolved Book of Thoth

+60
Magical Power
+10
Magical Penetration
+800
Mana
+20
Mp 5

PASSIVE - You gain Magical Power equal to 7% of your Mana from items.

Divine Ruin

Divine Ruin

+75
Magical Power
+15
Magical Penetration

PASSIVE - Enemies hit by your abilities have 40% reduced healing for 5 seconds. Your next successful damaging ability on an enemy triggers a chain lightning, damaging the target and up to 4 nearby enemies for 40 damage + 10% of your Magical Power. This can only occur once every 20 seconds.

Staff of Myrddin

Staff of Myrddin

+75
Magical Power
+10
Magical Penetration
+10%
Cooldown Reduction

PASSIVE - When your ultimate ability has finished casting you gain Myrddin's Rage which provides 15% Increased Damage Dealt decaying over 8s. At the end of the 8s you lose Myrddin's Rage. This can only occur once every 45s.

Spear of the Magus

Spear of the Magus

+95
Magical Power
+12%
Magical Lifesteal
+10
Magical Penetration

PASSIVE - Whenever you damage an enemy god with an ability you mark them to take 5% increased damage from all sources. This effect lasts for 8s and can only occur once every 8s.

Soul Reaver

Soul Reaver

+65
Magical Power
+300
Mana

PASSIVE - Your abilities deal an additional 1% of the target's maximum Health as Magical Damage. If the target has over 2000 Health, your ability bonus damage scales up. This effect reaches a maximum of 9% Maximum Health damage at 2750 Health. Subsequent hits on the same target do half the bonus damage for the next 3s.

Ranked: Conquest - 1 month ago
25m
+44 MMR
+28 SR
View Match
Greater Purification Beads

Greater Purification Beads

Using this item removes Crowd Control Effects and makes you immune to new ones for 2s. Cooldown - 140s. <font color='#f59b56'>Deal instances of damage or Crowd Control to enemy Gods to upgrade this Relic for free. You may only gain one stack per second.

Greater Blink Rune

Greater Blink Rune

Using this item will allow you to teleport up to 45 units away instantly. This item can not be used if you have taken or dealt damage in the last 3s. Cooldown - 120s. <font color='#f59b56'>Deal instances of damage or Crowd Control to enemy Gods to upgrade this Relic for free. You may only gain one stack per second.

15 / 2 / 3
8.25 KDA
Bastet
Level 20 / 15,007G
Manikin Mace

Manikin Mace

+50
Basic Attack Damage
+25
Physical Protection
+100
Health
+20%
Attack Speed

PASSIVE - Enemies hit by your Basic Attacks are burned, taking 60 Physical damage over 2s and have their Attack Speed slowed by 10%. Jungle Monsters and Bosses take 4x damage and restore 2.5% Health and 5% Mana when they die. This effect can stack up to 4 times.

Jotunn's Vigor

Jotunn's Vigor

+40
Physical Power
+150
Mana
+10
Physical Penetration
+20%
Cooldown Reduction

GLYPH - If you drop beneath 60% health, gain 15% Movement Speed and 30% Physical Ability Lifesteal for 8s. This effect may only occur once every 15s.

Evolved Soul Eater

Evolved Soul Eater

+50
Physical Power
+15%
Physical Lifesteal
+10
Physical Penetration
+10%
Cooldown Reduction

PASSIVE - Your abilities heal you for 15% of the damage dealt to targets.

The Crusher

The Crusher

+35
Physical Power
+25%
Attack Speed
+10
Physical Penetration

PASSIVE - Enemies hit by your damaging Abilities take bonus damage equal to an additional 35% of your Physical Power over 1s. Subsequent hits on the same target do half the bonus damage for the next 3s.

Serrated Edge

Serrated Edge

+25
Physical Power
+15%
Physical Lifesteal
+20
Physical Penetration
+7%
Movement Speed

PASSIVE - For every non-ultimate ability on cooldown you gain a stack of Cruelty. Each stack provides 7 Physical Power and 3% Physical Lifesteal.

Ranked: Conquest - 2 months ago
23m
+15 MMR
-170 SR
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Greater Purification Beads

Greater Purification Beads

Using this item removes Crowd Control Effects and makes you immune to new ones for 2s. Cooldown - 140s. <font color='#f59b56'>Deal instances of damage or Crowd Control to enemy Gods to upgrade this Relic for free. You may only gain one stack per second.

Greater Aegis Amulet

Greater Aegis Amulet

Using this item makes you invulnerable to damage and healing for 1.5s, and prevents you from taking any actions. You may still move. Cooldown - 140s. <font color='#f59b56'>Deal instances of damage or Crowd Control to enemy Gods to upgrade this Relic for free. You may only gain one stack per second.

1 / 5 / 4
0.6 KDA
Eset
Level 17 / 10,720G
Sands of Time

Sands of Time

+25
Magical Power
+10
Mp 5
+10%
Cooldown Reduction

PASSIVE - This item grants 2 MP5 per 10% of your missing Mana. Your damaging abilities deal an extra 15 true damage to minions. Can be upgraded at level 20.

Evolved Book of Thoth

Evolved Book of Thoth

+60
Magical Power
+10
Magical Penetration
+800
Mana
+20
Mp 5

PASSIVE - You gain Magical Power equal to 7% of your Mana from items.

Divine Ruin

Divine Ruin

+75
Magical Power
+15
Magical Penetration

PASSIVE - Enemies hit by your abilities have 40% reduced healing for 5 seconds. Your next successful damaging ability on an enemy triggers a chain lightning, damaging the target and up to 4 nearby enemies for 40 damage + 10% of your Magical Power. This can only occur once every 20 seconds.

Spear of Desolation

Spear of Desolation

+80
Magical Power
+15
Magical Penetration
+10%
Cooldown Reduction

PASSIVE - If you receive a kill or assist on an Enemy God all of your non-ultimate cooldowns are reduced by 2 seconds and your ultimate cooldown is reduced by 6 seconds.

Spell Focus

Spell Focus

+55
Magical Power
+5
Magical Penetration

Ranked: Conquest - 7 months ago
20m
+46 MMR
+48 SR
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Greater Purification Beads

Greater Purification Beads

Using this item removes Crowd Control Effects and makes you immune to new ones for 2s. Cooldown - 140s. <font color='#f59b56'>Deal instances of damage or Crowd Control to enemy Gods to upgrade this Relic for free. You may only gain one stack per second.

Aegis Amulet

Aegis Amulet

Using this item makes you invulnerable to damage and healing for 1.5s, and prevents you from taking any actions. You may still move. Cooldown - 170s. <font color='#f59b56'>Kill or assist minions to upgrade this Relic for free.

2 / 1 / 4
4 KDA
Thoth
Level 18 / 11,439G
Sands of Time

Sands of Time

+25
Magical Power
+10
Mp 5
+10%
Cooldown Reduction

PASSIVE - This item grants 2 MP5 per 10% of your missing Mana. Your damaging abilities deal an extra 15 true damage to minions. Can be upgraded at level 20.

Evolved Book of Thoth

Evolved Book of Thoth

+60
Magical Power
+10
Magical Penetration
+800
Mana
+20
Mp 5

PASSIVE - You gain Magical Power equal to 7% of your Mana from items.

Divine Ruin

Divine Ruin

+75
Magical Power
+15
Magical Penetration

PASSIVE - Enemies hit by your abilities have 40% reduced healing for 5 seconds. Your next successful damaging ability on an enemy triggers a chain lightning, damaging the target and up to 4 nearby enemies for 40 damage + 10% of your Magical Power. This can only occur once every 20 seconds.

Staff of Myrddin

Staff of Myrddin

+75
Magical Power
+10
Magical Penetration
+10%
Cooldown Reduction

PASSIVE - When your ultimate ability has finished casting you gain Myrddin's Rage which provides 15% Increased Damage Dealt decaying over 8s. At the end of the 8s you lose Myrddin's Rage. This can only occur once every 45s.

Spell Focus

Spell Focus

+55
Magical Power
+5
Magical Penetration

Ranked: Conquest - 7 months ago
29m
-45 MMR
-123 SR
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Persistent Teleport

Persistent Teleport

Using this item allows you to teleport to any allied structure or ward while Rooted in place. This effect is not interrupted by damage but is interrupted by hard Crowd Control. Kills and assists on enemy gods reduces the cooldown by 10s. After teleporting you gain Slow immunity, 20% Movement Speed, and 40 Protections for 5s. Cooldown - 110s.

Thorns of Judgement

Thorns of Judgement

Using this item grants you 15% Damage Mitigation as you store all damage taken over the next 3s. You then explode in a 30 unit radius, dealing 85 + 50% of the damage taken as Magical Damage, up to a maximum of 25% of an enemy’s Max Health. While this is active, enemies can only lifesteal from you for 50% of their total lifesteal. Each basic attack from enemy gods reduces the cooldown of this item by 0.5s. Cooldown - 120s.

3 / 2 / 4
2.5 KDA
Guan Yu
Level 20 / 13,743G
Bluestone Brooch

Bluestone Brooch

+30
Physical Power
+150
Health
+30
Hp 5
+30
Mp 5

PASSIVE - Enemies hit by your damaging abilities take an additional 160 Physical Damage over 2s. Enemy gods take an additional 10% of their Current Health as Physical Damage over 2s. Subsequent hits on the same target do half the bonus damage for the next 3s.

Breastplate of Regrowth

Breastplate of Regrowth

+50
Physical Protection
+300
Mana
+15
Mp 5
+10%
Cooldown Reduction

PASSIVE - After healing yourself from an ability, you gain 20% Movement Speed, 15 Physical Power, and 30 Magical Power for 4 seconds. This effect can only occur once every 10 seconds.

Gladiator's Shield

Gladiator's Shield

+40
Physical Protection
+200
Health
+25
Hp 5
+10%
Cooldown Reduction

PASSIVE - When damaging an enemy god with an ability you deal an additional 15 + 25% of your Protections from items and abilities as Physical Damage. Can only trigger once per enemy per ability. Subsequent hits on the same target do half the bonus damage for the next 3s.

Sekhmet's Scepter

Sekhmet's Scepter

+35
Physical Power
+150
Health
+15
Mp 5
+10%
Cooldown Reduction

PASSIVE - After healing yourself or an allied god with an ability, for the next 6s each time you damage an enemy god your non-ultimate abilities' cooldowns are reduced by 1s. This reduction can only occur once per second and the effect may only occur once every 10s

Genji's Guard

Genji's Guard

+100
Health
+60
Magical Protection
+40
Mp 5
+10%
Cooldown Reduction

PASSIVE - When you take Magical Damage from Abilities your cooldowns are reduced by 3s. This can only occur once every 30s.

Iron Mail

Iron Mail

+75
Health
+10
Physical Protection